every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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