In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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