come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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