But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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