Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize
