i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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