Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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