The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
