i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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