Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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