i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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