I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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