Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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