38 yer olds are good kisserssss
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
