what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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