thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Randomize
