She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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