I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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