he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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