what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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