But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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