A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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