I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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