So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
please come you make the beer taste better
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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