went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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