I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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