I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
