it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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