Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
