talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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