it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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