So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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