Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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