you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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