glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just invented taco cereal.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
