ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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