coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
