I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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