So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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