well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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