Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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