Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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