Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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