Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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