If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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