Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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