nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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