You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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