what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Everyone says I win the strip club
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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