Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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