I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
