And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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